Whoa... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASHLEY!!!

Although, Pat, doesn't it kind of suck to have to do the B-Day thing only 19 days after Xmas? (I get to do it only 11 days before for my S.O., which also sucks. At least he has to wait until 41 days after for mine. And no, that wasn't a hint. No, wait -- it was... Heh heh...)

And she's got either 79 or 80 days between Xmas and your birthday.

Sigh. That's it. People -- no more unprotected heterosexual boinking from the end of February until the beginning of June. Otherwise, you're dooming your kids' partners to a life of having to come up with cool gifts in too short a span of time.

Oops... didn't account for Preemies in there. So, no reproductive efforts from the end of February through the end of August. Y'hear?

(Tongue firmly in cheek...)

Buddy, when July rolls around, you can just take me OUT for dessert, mmmkay?

(Don't worry, it's better than I would have been able to do...)

Okay, what you can't see in this picture is that this cake has frickin' DINOSAUR SPRINKLES on it. Sprinkles! Shaped like dinosaurs!! Best thing ever.