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November 08, 2003Craigslist.com ain't no place for love, ladies!
A female friend of mine recently met a fellow from a Craigslist.org personals ad. They e-mailed back and forth to one another for a little while, before having their first phone conversation--which totally freaked my friend out and put the kibosh on any further e-mailing between them or face-to-face meeting.
She sent me a picture of the guy, and the first thing I noticed (aside from his serial killer eyes) was the fact that his one visible ear (his head was at an angle) looked freakin' huge--and not unlike the continent of Africa. When I shared my feelings about his ear, she agreed that it does, indeed, look like Africa. The steak comparison was a later burst of associative genius.
Observe:
Posted by patrick at November 8, 2003 08:54 AM
Comments'met a fellow'? Okay, that was the first problem. A 'fellow' is bound to have freaky eyes or continental ears. I want to work the term Ear-go (pun totally intended) in here somewhere but I just don't know how. Prehaps like this: In the future your friend may want to meet 'dudes' in person. (Yes 'dudes' have their issues too, but usually what is between the ears, as opposed to the ears per-say). Ear-go your friend could avoid such a situation happening again.
Posted by: Lisa at November 8, 2003 03:06 PM
Okay, Pat. THAT... is funny!
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James
Posted by: James D at November 14, 2003 12:02 AM
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