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October 29, 2003

What *would* we do without internet journalism?

When I logged onto the internet this morning before class, I pulled up the MSN homepage, only to find the following as one of the top headlines:

"Space storm hits; Earth survives"

Let me tell you, if it weren't for the fine folks of MSNBC News and their tireless crusade to keep me informed, I might have gone the rest of the day thinking that everything and everyone I'd ever known had been obliterated by a solar super-flare sometime last night. Keep up the good work, fellas!

In other news, and I'm not making this up, "An organisation in Israel has gained rabbinical approval to train pigs to guard Jewish settlements in the West Bank."

Still think I'm lying? Click here and tell me you're sorry for having doubted me.

Posted by patrick at October 29, 2003 08:24 PM

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