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August 04, 2003Nipple me this, Batman...
According to Dr. Paul Donohue’s nationally-syndicated health column, about one percent of people have an extra nipple (or nipples, plural).
Let’s assume, for the sake of argument, that these bonus nipples have been evenly sprinkled into the populace at large. Statistically, this means that somebody from my graduating high school class was sporting an extra nipple or two. There were at least one hundred extra nipples at UC Riverside while I was there as an undergrad. Enrollment has gone up since then, so that number will have risen to about 150 when I start up as a graduate student in September. That’s nothing, however, compared to the nearly 2,500 rogue nipples running amok throughout the city of Riverside.
There are at least 60 million spare nipples affixed to the world’s population, and that’s assuming that nobody ever has more than one extra nipple.
Oh, the humanity!
Posted by patrick at August 4, 2003 05:18 PM
CommentsThat many extras going around, but I have yet to see one... er, three in person... unless the extra was disguised as a mole or something.
All I want to know is -- can I get a bonus nipple or two installed?
Posted by: Jon Bastian at August 6, 2003 09:19 AM
My boyfriend just showed me his 3rd nipple,I have kissed it a million times without ever noticing it ,it's 2 inches below his left regular nipple and looks like a large mole(which I thought it was:)
Posted by: Di at February 25, 2004 01:13 AM
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