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July 30, 2003Mrs. V.'s obituary and my criminal lack of taste in clothes...
Shirley Vanderlinde's obituary appeared in the Press-Enterprise today. I was planning on linking to the online listing, but I can't find it. Odd, too, since I was able to find other obituaries from today's paper but not Shirley's.
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I've never been a poster boy for fashion, but there was a second today during which I thought my lack of fashion sense was going to get me kicked out of the local library. I was on the second floor of Riverside's Main Branch Library, looking at the DVD racks, when the security guard came up to me.
Security Guard: "I'm sorry, sir, but you can't wear those shorts in here."
Me: "Huh?"
Security Guard: "Yeah. One of your students told me to tell you that."
Me: "Whew!"
One of my seniors from last year works at the library, saw me before I saw her, and put the security guard up to it. As I told her once I found her, my attire could have been much worse--I often wore these shorts to RCC on show nights for "Wit" with black socks (my "German tourist" look, as the director called it).
Posted by patrick at July 30, 2003 11:01 PM
Commentsha ha ha ha ha ha i got you soo good!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha.... come on admit it!!!
Posted by: you know who i am.. i think.... at August 10, 2003 06:21 PM
that's okay... I have a pic of Mr. Seitz in tights... oh wait, that rhymes.
Posted by: Sam at August 17, 2003 02:20 PM
that's okay... I have a pic of Mr. Seitz in tights... oh wait, that rhymes.
Posted by: Sam at August 17, 2003 02:20 PM
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