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July 16, 2003Bible bears!
There's some weird stuff in the Bible. Here's 2 Kings 2:23-25, from a 1605 King James Bible leaf I'm purchasing...
"And he went up from thence unto Beth-el. And as he was going up the way, little children came out of the city, and mocked him, and fayd unto him, Come up, thou bald head, come up, thou bald head. And hee turned backe, and looked on them, and curfed them in the name of the Lord. And two beares came out of the forreft and tare in pieces two and fourtie children of them. So hee went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence hee returned to Samaria."
That's right, folks--the prophet Elisha had God send bears out of the woods to maul the children who had made fun of his lack of hair. Many websites (such as this one) go to great lengths to justify Elisha's actions, but I haven't read a defense yet that doesn't smack of overkill.
Perhaps the 42 kids in question were suspected of harboring weapons of mass destruction...
Posted by patrick at July 16, 2003 04:11 PM
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